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i post homestuck (mostly), dangan ronpa, free!, and shingeki no kyojin all of which i tag and anything else that i feel like posting yeah
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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

aviculor:

dredsina:

drloaf:

the ashen quadrant

oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna auspistice

these claws ain’t just for attracting matesprits

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

pikachutoy:

When a minor character you love gets a good subplot

nickfnry:

we drink cow nipple drink I don’t understand

it’s tOO LATE FOR THIS SHIT

tomatoterror:

do you just

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?